This Week's Horoscopes
June 19
You're going to start something brilliant around August, probably while it's still light at nine in the evening, and you'll feel that familiar itch about three weeks in when the novelty wears off and your brain's already chasing the next thing. That's the year ahead in a nutshell, except this time you might actually stick with one of them long enough to see what happens on the other side of boring. You're terrible at that part—the middle stretch where it stops being shiny and just becomes work—but this year lean into the fact that you think out loud better than anyone I know. Use that. Talk it through with someone who won't let you bail. And there's a moment coming, probably around October when the weather shifts and everything feels like it's closing in, where you'll need to remember that finishing something matters more than starting five others. You know this about yourself. The real question is whether you'll actually do it.
Listen, you're going to start something brilliant on Tuesday and by Friday you'll be looking for the exit like it's a fire door. I…
Read Aries →Look, I know you've already decided how this week's gonna go and honestly that's probably fine, but just clock that the difference…
Read Taurus →You're about to have three really good ideas at the same time and you know how this goes — you'll start talking about all of them …
Read Gemini →Man, you're gonna feel everyone's stuff this week before they even say it out loud, and you already know what that does to you. So…
Read Cancer →Everyone's gonna want a piece of you this week and honestly, you're gonna let them because that's the move when you're running on …
Read Leo →You know how you're already mentally reorganizing someone else's kitchen while they're still talking about their problem. This wee…
Read Virgo →Look, I know you've already texted three people asking if they want to grab dinner, then called your mom to see what she thinks, t…
Read Libra →You're about to get real clear on something you've been sitting with for way too long, and honestly it's going to feel like relief…
Read Scorpio →Look, you're already planning the September trip in your head, aren't you—checked three airlines, picked the neighbourhood—and you…
Read Sagittarius →I'm gonna say it: you've already moved the goalpost, haven't you. It's not even Monday and you're already thinking about the next …
Read Capricorn →You're already three moves ahead of everyone else, which is fine until it isn't. Thing is, you've spent so long being the person w…
Read Aquarius →Look, you're gonna feel everyone's sadness this week like it's your own, which is your superpower and also kind of your thing, and…
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